Lebronics

People who speak English, but every time they do so, it's in favor of the Chinese Communist Party.

"Did you see fake president Joe Biden's press conference?"

"Yes, he was speaking Lebronics the whole time, reading it off a cheat sheet."

Sapiosexual

Sapiosexual is a word invented on the internet and used and accepted by morons who want to sound intelligent themselves by saying they expect it from a partner.

It is not an orientation and can’t be unless you’d bang Stephen Hawking and Margaret Thatcher over Tom Hardy and Angelina Jolie. And yes, that would include prioritizing (your perception of) intelligence it OVER gender. It makes no sense and can’t.

If it simply meant “I get turned on by intelligence”, fine, but that’s not what it means and isn’t how it’s used.

Intelligence is a feature of attraction, but so are freckles, or shoulders, or big boobs. It’s not an orientation unless frecklesexual is too.

It’s the dumb person’s idea of what a smart person’s word is.

I tell people I’m sapiosexual because my vocabulary is shit but I’m pretentious with it anyway, since I have no self-awareness.

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frecklesexual

Exactly like sapiosexual but for freckles.

I’m frecklesexual because my orientation is toward people with freckles, no matter if it’s a man or woman or anything else. Just GIVE ME FRECKLES. And yes it’s a real word.