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n: The collection of food that gathers in your crotch from trying to eat Taco Bell while driving.
My pants are ruined and I'm still hungry, good thing I still have a Crotch Wrap Supreme.
The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)
"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."