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stupid-metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.

Only fat ugly people listen to marshmallows and eat the magical jesus cookie. I love stupid-metal.

by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008

23πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

by incipitsathanas October 16, 2008

59πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.

"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


satanic corndogs

1) Corndogs made, for all intentions and purposes, to resemble the penis ov lucifer.

2) Corndogs that are in conspiracy with satan.

3) Corndogs that are satanic.

I love to engourge myself with a delectable meal ov wine, sausage, venison and SATANIC CORNDOGS.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

44πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

40πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


fagaroni

1) John
2) Macaroni made in a homo-sexual fashion
3) One who is a homo-sexual or likes to watch the televison program Queer as Folk

Don't look know, but here comes fagaroni.

by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008

41πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž