Bum smell

A lingering smell of sweaty socks with a slight hint of fart. Not sharp, nor hinting. Just Bum.

(Stood in the sports hall)
*Michelle walks past*
Emilia: Euuurgh someone smells of bum
Matthew: Who is the owner of the bum smell?
Emilia: I think its Michelle- she doesn't clean her booty...

Leah

A Leah is a strange and mythical beast. She can usually be found in her natural habitat of the toilets, holding her phone and mascara. Having great skills of putting on make up has made her the master of mirrors. Get on the wrong side of this wild female and you will not be in a group selfie...

Gigi: I didn't see you on Leah's snap chat story this morning
Craig: Yeah... I made her jump while she was reapplying her eyeliner and made her drop her phone so she wouldn't let me into her selfie this morning
Callum: Damn, you made her drop her phone!!! You're never gonna be on her snapchat again...

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Millie

A Millie is a fabulous friend, also a friend for life. She can often be found clutching a mug of hot chocolate and her phone, usually in front of a mirror. Although she is the founder of the bum smell she has rubbish spelling and therefore speaks mostly in emoji. Warning! If you pound her muffin, you will experience the wrath of this wild female...

"That girls such a Millie - better not pound her muffins..."💁

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