blanch

Verb. To completely and totally screw something up in a predictible but epic way.

Noun. Broken in a terrible way.

1. So I was trying to untangle these wires when they caught fire, burning the entire building down. I totally blanched the whole thing up.

2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.

3. You blanched my computer.

4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.

5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.

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