Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

Fortication

Like fornication but inside of a fort or fort-like structure.

eg. Blanket fort, tree house, refrigerator box, etc.

Michelle: I hear Steve and Andrea are building a fort instead of coming out tonight.
Leanne: Oh yeah? Sounds like they'll be into some serious fortication this weekend.
Michelle: Truth. If the refrigerator box is a rockin, don't come a knockin.

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