TeraBox

That thing by a Chinese company that has a goofy ahh tiktok ad that keeps popping up on before I watch videos sometimes.

Transcript of the ad:
Person 1's phone: *iPhone notification sound effect*
Person 1: WHAT DA?! IT SAYS I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAWIDGE!
Person 2: HI HI HIIYYYY!
Person 2's phone: *same as previous*
Person 2: O! IT LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAWIDGE AITHA!
Person 1's phone: *App Store purchase sound effect*
Person 1: OH YEAHHHHHH!
Person 2: WAIT HOLD UP MINE, HOW DID YOU GET ENOUGH STAWIDGE? I'M TRYINA DELETE MAH PHOTOS IT'S NOT DOIN NUTIN!
Person 1: See I don't even have to do dat! I just use TeraBox!
Person 2: TERABOX? WHAT IS THAT MINE?
Person 1: AYO, TERABOX IS A FREE CLOUD STAWIDGE FOR YOUR PHOTOS VIDEOS AND FILES! UP TO 1024 GB MINE!
Person 2: HOL UP YOU SAID FREE STAWID?
Person 1: YES MINE! GET IT RIGHT NOW!
Person 2's phone: *App Store purchase sound effect*
Person 2: HI MINE! WE GET TO PLAAAAAAY!
Person 1: YEEEEE-
*goofy ahh sounds*

LadBaby

A 40-something year old creep that likely has a sausage roll fetish and supports Nottingham Forest. Usurped the Christmas No. 1 four times in a row.

If UD doesn't terminate my account for making this my faith in humanity has gone out the window

Chuck: One time I bought a fridge from a charity shop given in by LadBaby. When I got home and opened it up, it reeked of jizz and sausage rolls. I projectile vomited into my dustbin.
John: Really?
Chuck: Yes.

Jerry's Pizza

A Romanian pizza brand that the DIICOT (Romanian FBI) were able to use to track down Andrew Tate and arrest him and his brother.

Imagine getting arrested over Jerry's Pizza smh 💀

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Milk

A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.

Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.

Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr

Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?