Trever

Trever (male) is the most fun-loving man in the world. Although he peaks at about 5 ft 3 inches, his attitude can be enough to supernova our sun. Trever always has something to say that is usually taken as complaining, but you can't blame him, as he doesn't get cell service as he is too low to the ground. Trever's strides are known to be very small, as he very well lets everyone know, especially on a hike. Don't be too judgmental though ladies, Trever has a MASSIVE sack. As he walks, sometimes it is known to touch the ground. Beware friends, if you try to mess with Trever, you will probably unintentionally hit him in the sack. You won't see Trever drinking a beer, because he will end up on the floor puking. However, he loves rum and coke.

*On hike*

Trever - Guys, slow down. My legs are too short, my strides are too small, my sack is dragging on the ground...

Friends - Wowww Trever you're suchhh a bitch. But we love you.

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