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The endless mourning period when a reining UK monarch dies. Encompassing the cancellation of all other important news or wider events deemed less important than the death of this one particular human.
Dude the Queen is dead and we need to show our respects by signalling endless grief. Brace yourself it's gonna be Mournageddon!
The daily management of correspondence through various dating apps. There is usually a slight correlation between the volume of dateministration undertaken and your personal attractiveness.
Sorry Bob I can't come over tonight for a beer as I've gotta catch up on all my dateministration.
When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.
"Dude that fat chick totally wants to suck on your corn dog - she is totally fatuated with you bro"
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Alternative fruit based teas such as Grapefruit and Ginseng that are more special and precious than ordinary tea.
"Darling please make me a cup of specialitea will you? I've had such a day at the office and am just desperate for some Organic Gunpowder Green tea to help me chillax"