Creep Feed

The sidebar located next to the News Feed on Facebook. It shows you every like, comment, or ass being wiped by your friends. It's a great tool for starting problems in relationships, stalking, or other recreational uses.

Comments on changed relationship status:

Best friend - "Why did you and John break up?"

Girl - "He liked some hoe's pic"

Best friend - "That was like 10 minutes ago?"

Girl - "Saw it on the creep feed, smh"

knock-block

term for someone who tries to talk people out of fighting

Jimmy: Dude they were totally about to fight but Tim had to go be the good guy and convince them it wasn't worth it.

Allen: Man, what a knock-block!!