Ol Cock Eye

What a chav turns into when they hit 30. An overweight mother of dirty children who run round with no shoes and pee in the street. She has a flat face and her eyes are far apart which is why the neighbours call her Ol Cock Eye. This breed is mostly found in the town of Walsall.

"Ol Cock Eye" is back from the night before. the night before

54👍 8👎

johnston

Comes from the abreviation for Johns Town,

a town full of toilets or also known as a shit hole

Dude I have to move...its a Johnstonhere

72👍 103👎

Bed Angel

When your partner leaves the double bed that you share and you move to the middle of the bed, and start waving your legs and arms to make the shape of an angel in the bed.

I kicked the girlfriend out of bed and started making a bed angel

44👍 9👎

G Wigga

A pasty white ginger wigga

See that G wigga, hes pretty fly for a white guy

53👍 5👎

corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.

88👍 108👎

Alumwell

Area in the town of Walsall, England. Best described as a concrete jungle whose only employers are chipshops, the dole or pimps. Only entertainment is "community centres" that are used by people who do not live in the area and park all over the pavement.

I live in Alumwell, its a shit hole in Walsall

26👍 1👎

palfrey

A slum area of Walsall with the only industry being chipshops. It is where chavs and mental people like to hang out on street corners.

The chav was hungry, "Need to go to Palfrey man, I'm starving"

61👍 17👎