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Any event that is a total failure an not what it was meant to be.
Mark your party was a complete wipeout, no one turned up, it sucked.
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chat abrieviation for chuckle
intended to replace the popular 'lol' that is now unoriginal and boring
Bob says: i just fell over
Fred says: chkl
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to tackle someone's testicles, resulting with the person lying on the floor writhing in pain and cursing the nutsacker's existence to the depths of hell.
Man, that guy was so mad, I though he was going to nutsack me in a dark corner of the room.
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1) n. Paul aka. Blue Toothâ¢, Black Dotâ¢, Assholeâ¢, Challenger of Sauronâ¢; Lord of the Sweepâ¢
2) n. The essence of that which is too full of himself to see that which is his worth, thus remaining a worthless stain upon the world, allowed to live thanks to out-dated Puritanical laws that prohibit stamping out festering diseases at the root before they breed more inexcusable chaos and disruption upon this sorry world; a waste of life.
3) n. An aborted fetus that keeps on living, keeper of the Master Reset Buttonâ¢; a worthless fuck.
4) n. A cocksucking, mouth-breathing faggot who, in an attempt to get laid, becomes a Baptist bible-thumper, stops hanging out with everyone, still doesn't get laid, yet acts like he's better than you for it, wipes hard drive of all "dirty stuff" in an act which truly defines dillhole.
5) n. A load that should have been swallowed, thrown up into a gay's ass and farted against the back of the offending load receptacle's throat, to be swallowed again and shat into oblivion; paul.
6) n. The hole at the end of a penis; paul; paul's head, paul's black dot at the top of his head.
7) n. A drooling, teeth-sweeping simpleton who's lack of existential value causes the brains of those surrounding to throb with pain, the only therapy being averting the eyes and ears; talking loud or playing loud music in order to dull the abysmal clatter; white trash; a living piece of shit; fucker.
8) n. a yuck-mouthed, water-head baby that is pushed through the system with a shaved head, one of their two front teeth being grayish blue, a permanent black dot at the top of their head which acts as a Master Reset Buttonâ¢, pictures of body builders on bedroom mirrors, bath salts, excessive cooking and plant-growing as major hobbies, the unmitigated gall to suck spit through their crooked shark teeth around people of social standing and worth - also known as teeth sweeping; a fuck-faced buffoon.
JFC, STFU Paul, you're such a goddamn dillhole....such a goddamn dillhole.
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A pair of breasts that illicit attention mainly for their unusually large size, mostly found on large women however not limited to them. You may see flopdargens hanging off the side of a partically obese woman's stomach and tucked sloppily into her back pockets, like big meaty seatbelts, in order to avoid taking out street signs and knocking over small children on her way down the street.
Dude, check out the fuckin' flopdargens on that pig. I bet she hasn't seen her feet in years! Oh my god, her arms don't even touch her sides they're so floppin' ridiculous. I'd bang that out. ...Hey, do we need milk?
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The adjective representing the abbreviated pronunciation of "that's awesome" or "it's awesome" which is not only easier to say but zawsum.
Chap A: "I can't believe how good the bands were last night. I think it tops the list of shows I've been to."
Chap B: "Zawsum."
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