Shi-tivo

a state of television frustration.

example-When your wife or girlfriend simultaneously records crap shows (ex. Jerseylicious, Billy the Exterminator, or Real Housewives of the...) on the DVR, thus preventing quality television viewing.

I wanted to watch the game last night, but Tina logjammed the DVR with garbage. Shi-tivo!

sneekend

successful execution of a covert day off.

Ferris Bueller pulled off a great sneekend.

I'm going to try to pull a sneekend next Tuesday.

Poobris

Over-confidence in regards to being finished with your bathroom business and having to go right back in after a poo.

Whoops! Gotta go back to the can, poobris got me again.