buffing season

Buffing season is what follows Cuffing Season. This other half of the year, begins after a short Spring break, and is perhaps the more public time of relationships. ‘Buffing season’ is where the same single or coupled people begin looking for longer term viability of said partnership(s) for the rest of the other seasons. Buffing season usually begins in April to May, as in ‘I may… want to get more active or fit or stay relatively as-is, as is preferable to the couple, to get to enjoy the summer months more in the buff, as desired… It makes sense then, for buffing season to be motivated one way or another by the warmer weather. Some people get more buff in this season, just as some continue the cuff.

After a cozy cuffing season of lots of netflix and chill, they dusted off the gym equipment to get ready for Buffing Season, and get beach ready.

tspoonami

when you’re doing the dishes in a sink and holding a spoon under the faucet sends a mini tsunami wave of water onto you.

I was trying to quickly do some morning dishes before leaving the house but i tspoonamied myself with a soup spoon and had to change my shirt.

Narcee

Acting narcee is being self-involved in a narcissistic way or acting narcissistically.

“People were at the table all on their phones acting narcee.”

Netty

Kind of like how Phony was to superficiality and fakery with the use of telephones, but netty is fake and superficial on the Internet, as opposed to webby.

These kids are so netty, they do hardly anything offline, and their newsfeed is mostly phony.