ACI

Anus Cleaning Incident

An incident during showering when one cleans his/her anus and water penetrates the asshole accidentally.

Mike: Dude, I had the worse ACI today. Almost pooped in the shower.
Rob: You should have used a low flow shower head to clean your ass.

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emptits

Tits which are empty and saggy.
Usually on older women.

Rick: "Checkout the emptits on that chick!"
Dan: "She probably never used a bra..."