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dick

1. the lever
2. the handle
3. the pipe
4. the slim jim
5. the chili dog
6. the start of a mans life
7. the dangler
8. the python
9. the lollipop
10. the pully

The woman grabbed my dick and released the sweet substance.

by instafindafailare February 5, 2011

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erection

flesh eating disease that makes the penis much larger, less flexible, gives your semen acid firing powers , and hypnotizes you to think that your enjoying it yet inside you are filled with regret because u forgot to put a your elastic covering

Erection is the gateway drug to sex addiction

by instafindafailare February 5, 2011

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