cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

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floyd-esque

1.used as an adjective.... to describe something trippy
2.also can be used to describe being on drugs


taken from Pink Floyd,godlike british band known for thier acid friendly music.

1."When I was sitting in the yard looking at the stars, the sky was all floyd-esque."

2. After those bong hits i was all floyd-esque

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FUVA

acronym for FUCK YOU VIRGINA

Girls here in Onancock, Va like dudes with boats,a landscaping company, and a coke habit. I just moved here and can't get laid. SO I'm toatally FUVA,i'm going to Maryland for some easier chicks

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