Jid

/ʤɪd/
Noun or exclamation – A lazy way of saying "dude."
Can refer to basically anything.

Hey jid, wanna run to Chevron and get an Icee?

Grease my salad

Verb
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.

Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.

Example 1
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.

Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?

Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.

I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.