Mall-Security

A position of a Security officer in a mall that works to keep douchbaggary to a minimum, and offer information and help to people actually there to shop.

Example #1. Mall-Security just kicked that guy out because he was being loud and disruptive and used foul language, I am so thankful that that douchbag has left the building.

Example #2. That Mall-Security officer was extremely friendly and helpful when I couldn't find the restrooms.

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angle angel

A girl that looks attractive in photos due to the angle the photo is taken at, but is ugly in person.

I met her on Instagram then in person, she's definitely an angle angel.

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