argentina

Argentina is a beautiful country that although is not as developed as the US or any country from Europe, has many things to offer.
The Pope is from Argentina.
Argentine politics suck, but there is hope that it will all change in the next presidential elections in november.
Its meat is indeed the best there is. They are also known for the mate, having variate landscapes and for being really nice people.

Argentinian girls are the most beautiful of them all, like well most Latin American girls. Most Argentinians are trust worthy, and really easy to be friends with. They are, adobe all,chaty.They can stop speaking, no matter the language. Also, Argentinians are not shy and passionate,they enjoy life and make the best out of bad situations.
Above all, they have a big ego.

A woman, a man, and Menem are in a room. The man lowers his pants and shows his butt: “This is like the Amazon: impenetrable,” he says.
The woman shows her breasts and says: “These are like the United States: untouchable.”
Finally, ex-president Menem shows his penis and says: “This is like Argentina: it never gets up.”

"An Argentine asks a Spaniard, "Friend, do you know which country is closest to heaven?" "Argentina, I suppose," retorts the angry Spaniard. "No, friend," say the Argentine. "It's Uruguay!" (Argentina's neighbor)"

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