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Her full name is Condaleeza Rice and she is the Secretary of State. No matter what side of the political fence you sit on, you have to admit that Condi has it going on. She is one of our time's most powerful women, and she'll kick your ass. Literally, considering that she was featured in her own mini work-out program in March. Also, she is a freaking genius. She has read Tolstoy's War and Peace in its original language of Russian. In addition to Russian, she speaks German, French, and Spanish fluently. Before becoming Secretary of State, she was a professor at Stanford, and she has been interested in international affairs since she was a teenager. Condi has been on the Board of Directors of nine different corporations, including Hewlett-Packard, Charles Schwab, and Chevron gas.
I would vote Condi president even if she was a democrat, because she knows how to run things.
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A new teahouse chain in the United States. Basically the Starbuck's of the tea world, but focused more on selling tea in bulk rather than in individual cups. They do give you cups of the stuff if you ask, though and its much cheaper than a cup of coffee would be at Starbuck's. They have tons and tons of the weirdest most obscure teas imaginable, ranging from fruity to sweet and caramely. They also sell all sorts of teapots.
A: Wanna go get a cup of MateVana Rooibos Caramel Creme?
B: Sure! That stuff is the shit!
A: I know, man, Teavana rocks my socks.
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Now, I can only speak for public schools in Florida, but I think *most* other states' educational systems loosely follow this pattern.
Public schools are schools which are controlled and funded (or underfunded, depending on how you think about it) by the government. They are usually piss poor and lots of kids can't even read by the fifth grade. Many public schools are a travesty of education and a stain on our fine country. In addition to making kids stupid, they breed politically correct nonsense like a disease. They are filled with violence and many children are transformed into skanky hoes who can't remember having virginity. Any parent worth their beans will send their child to a private school. I know MY children will never set foot into a public school!
Ewww...a public school? Well, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest!
Public school kid: Holy cow! You are wearing a shirt from Lacoste and seem to be reading a book!
Private school kid: Why, yes I am.
Public school kid: This indicates both money AND intelligence! You go to a private school don't you!
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A small dance rave that can happen at any time, in any place. All you have to do to start one is yell as loud as possible, "I DECLARE THIS SPOT TO BE A RANDOM DANCE PARTAAAAY!" and then you and your friends must get crunk with it. As for music, someone can drop a beat, or you can sing your favorite song, or everyone can just dance to whatevers stuck in their head at that particular moment. The typical Random Dance Party is very short however, and most of the time only lasts about five seconds. If you want a light show for your RDP, then go to the website mentioned in the example below. Just put that website up on your screen, turn out the lights, and turn up the tunes! The rapidly flashing colors should give your RDP a crazy techno-rave kinda vibe. Or maybe it will just give you a seizure...
The Random Dance Party was invented at Berkeley Preparatory School in Florida.
"I do declare this definition to be a random dance party!" *everyone boogies*
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An extrememly versatile type of shirt with a collar. It can be worn to the mall, or to nice dinners, or to school, but it is generally considered quite preppy. Sometimes, those who wear polo shirts are ridiculed and called "preppy" by others. They seem to think it is insulting to be called a "prep" when in reality it means you are a person of high taste. Polo shirt wearers don't let this bother them because they know the other people undoubtedly dont recognize class when they see it, and probabley buy their clothes at Walmart.
A pink polo is all ya need, yo.
some polo shirt brands include Lacoste, Penguin, Le Tigre, IZOD, and of course Ralph Lauren.
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