t-bagging

Popular in gay bars, the act of a scantily clad man dancing on a bar dunking his balls on a patron's head.

Even though the bouncer said they didn't allow it, I got t-bagged last night at It's Raining Men.

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celibacy

A fear of one's moving parts, popular among catholics, straight edge kids, and anyone else who can never get laid.

People who are not celibate go to hell, where they engage in wild orgies.

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