Sweeaboo

A Sweeaboo is someone who aspires to live like someone from Sweden (can be compared to weeaboo) A Sweeaboo will shop at Ikea, listen to Abba and Ted Gärdestad, eat meatballs and watch pewdiepie. They will often try to learn Swedish through duolingo or watching Quicksand on Netflix. And they always talk about how they are going to have a fika.

Guy 1: hey what are you eating?
Guy 2: Åh I äm trying the new bilar I ordered from Sweden, I am now having a fika!
Guy 1: what a fucking sweeaboo you are.

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football fields

The definitive unit of measurement. You can always rely on the length of a football field

Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long

byobw

Bring your own Boxed Wine. Typically used by single mothers when they are meeting

Karen: come over to my house for a party BYOBW
Mom 2: you cheap fuck