sausage tubing

when a person, typically male, takes a steamy shit into another persons' asshole.

dan: dude i was with my gf last night and she wanted me to poop into her asshole.

randy: dude! she wanted you to sausage tube her? thats nasty.

dan: yeah i know. but i pinched off a steamy one in her ass anyway.

randy: did she enjoy the sausage tubing?

dan: yeah she said it was better then last time...

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warrior stripe

while a girl is on her period you stick both pointer and middle fingers into her vagina. once your fingers are covered in her period blood you make 2 marks under each eye.

after watching Rambo II i decided to make some warrior stripes. thankfully my girlfriend was on her period.

dan: hey lisa... your on your period right?

lisa: um.... yeah i am. why?

dan: can i make some warrior stripes?

lisa: *sigh* yeah i guess so. just don't get my period blood on the couch again...

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