Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”