inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

reading sliterature

slitting your wrists

kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!

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my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

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Urban Dictionary

A website in which seemingly ordinary things turn very sexual, very quickly.

Person 1: What's a Kentucky Klondike bar?

Person 2: I don't know, check Urban Dictionary.

playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

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overhearing

the act of hearing more than what is said in a song due to some emotional attachment

1: “why do you love this song? it’s terrible.”
2: “it has a lot of meaning to me.”
3: “you’re probably just overhearing it then.”

ex: you may love a song that’s terrible because it reminds you of your ex.

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skin bracelet

a bump left behind from a small breaking of the skin

my cat scratched me and gave me a skin bracelet on my forearm