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The act of two women rubbing their vulvae against each other. Also known as scissoring.
If it weren't for Donald Trump, Melania would still be clamschmacking in Slovenia.
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The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.
I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.
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