jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

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dirrty

Ridiculous way of spelling "dirty"

Dirty just has one R, you fuckin numbskulls

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big brown eyes

A woman's areolas and nipples

Baby, I just love to look into your big brown eyes

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culero

Spanish slur against homosexual men. The closest English translation is "assfucker."

¡No seas culero wey!

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fancy walkin'

Opposite of regular walkin'.

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

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buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

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cagar

Spanish for "to take a fuckin shit"

¡Dios mío!, me cagué.

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