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When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.
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A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.
Money is getting tight! I might need to roll the dice and play Dirty Carla to put food on the table.
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Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.
Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.
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