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1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time
Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.
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A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER
Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
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An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.
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One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
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Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.
See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.
lacking normal or youthful firmness
adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby
He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.
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flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm
Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!
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