DBS

Acronym: Dumb Bitch Syndrome
When sometimes you even surprise yourself with how dumb you can be

Can also be used to describe someone who is super smart but occasionally says the dumbest shit

Me: Hi my names Jessie, I’m 23 and I have DBS

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.