choco taco

The inadvertent result of a female wiping back to front after a bowel movement.

"Oh god, I just went to the bathroom and gave myself a choco taco."
"That is disgusting."

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gruffbucking

The act of being gay whilst having a beard

Wow, that guy with the beard just ordered his coffee really effeminately.
Yeah, he was straight gruffbucking.

Did you ever see the video for Headlong by Queen? Freddie Mercury is gruffbucking all over the place.

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