Shitnugget

That one kid who you don't necessarily know, but every time you see them you want to punch them in the goddamn face.

Jon: "Hey. See that kid over there?"
Seamus: "Oh yeah, that guy. He's such a shitnugget."

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steak

Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")

Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."

bhöner

A more enthusiastic form of a boner. It can also be used as an exclamation of positivity. However, “bhöner” must be pronounced with an exaggerated Peruvian accent.

Example 1: Bro. She gives me such a bhöner.

Example 2: Bhöner! That’s fuckin awesome!

Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.

"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."