steak

Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")

Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."

Shitnugget

That one kid who you don't necessarily know, but every time you see them you want to punch them in the goddamn face.

Jon: "Hey. See that kid over there?"
Seamus: "Oh yeah, that guy. He's such a shitnugget."

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bhöner

A more enthusiastic form of a boner. It can also be used as an exclamation of positivity. However, “bhöner” must be pronounced with an exaggerated Peruvian accent.

Example 1: Bro. She gives me such a bhöner.

Example 2: Bhöner! That’s fuckin awesome!

Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.

"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."