Occhipinti

When Sun-Thurs you only go hunting for 10/10s, but come Friday and Saturday. You’ll settle for a 2

Man: “did you score a fitty last night”?

Man 2: “nah pulled a Occhipinti.

GLP

When you can’t be arsed pumping a groupie so you shove a wine bottle, bottom first into her anus.

Band mate 1 “How was that slag from last night?
Band mate 2 “mate I had no energy so I gave her a “GLP”

GLP

When you can’t be arsed screwing a groupie after a rock show, so you stick a wine bottle in her ass. (Bottom first)

Man 1: “oh man that show rocked! Did you screw that groupie?
Man 2: “nah man I couldn’t be arsed, so I have her a “GLP”