Pareidolia

When you see the face of Jesus everywhere, especially on toasted bread and cloud shapes.

My friend: Look at that toast bread, Jesus appeared on it !
Me: You got pareidolia, dude

Quarantine Fifteen

A fat rugby team after a lockdown

The Quarantine Fifteen is taking the field

Cagacazzi

Someone who bothers you, constantly, in different ways

Sei proprio un cagacazzi !