fiduciary

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.

That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.

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freeway pumpkins

(n.) the bright orange bags of garbage that delinquents, who have been sentenced to community service, fill up during their time on the side of the road.

The judge sentenced him to 250 hours of community service, where he will be making freeway pumpkins.