Oakcraft

A small minecraft server network consisting of some very retarded members.
The server is owned by zuchonix.
Some of the members are goofy as hell, and some are okay.

Hop on Oakcraft!

Athens, Ohio

Crackhead "city" in Southern Ohio.
Shitty weather, tornados, malnutritioned crackheads, drugs, shitty poverty stricken areas, we've got it all!
Come down to here and get flung to a random cornfield in Ohio by a tornado so you can get the fuck out of here and be in a better place than this shithole!

"God damnit, I need crack!"
"Bro, if you need some crack, head to Athens, Ohio! The crackheads will help you!"
"Wow, thanks bro!"

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Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc

"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"

Dr Jr.

To attempt to say something that is impossible for you to say which completely exposes your true shitty ai voice side and makes you have a massive aneurysm and destroy everyone’s ears.

Frequent phrase by Plankton on AI-Sponge Rehydrated that makes him have a giant seizure

“Hey guys, what do you wanna do later?”
“Let’s play some Minecraft!”
“DOCTOR JUNIOOOOOOOÆÁÅÄŐÆŌÂŒÆĄẼÉÅǑŐŒÓÓÄÃÀRRRRŘŘAAGSVHA”
“Shut the fuck up Plankton.”
“Dr Jr.”
“Haha you failed!”

Malevelon Creek

Vietnam but for gamers.

Malevelon Creek is a planet located in the Severin sector in Helldivers 2 that saw a ton of fighting against the automatons during February but was eventually lost. It became infamous in the community for its intense resistance and Vietnam war like environment. It was gloriously retaken on April 3rd as part of Operation Swift Disassembly.

"Oh god I'm having flashbacks.."
"Flashbacks of what?"
"Malevelon Creek flashbacks.."