pressure paul

Someone who pressures you do something you reAlly don't want to do.

"Come in the lake with me!!"
"I don't feel like it"
"Come with me now before I sh00t you all"
"Okay, jeez you don't have to be such a pressure paul"

sally spoils

someone who spoils your favorite tv show and/or movie quite rUdely

"oh by the way dildohead dies"

"dUde!! don't be such a sally spoils"