Miley Cyrus

The combination of severe schizofrenzia and a large piece of shit painted a sickly, whitish-greenish color. If encountered, it will cause painful anal pangs which occur every other hour for 3 weeks; prolonged exposure can cause fainting, stroke, heart attack, AIDS, or even death. Audio recordings of the Miley Cyrus have been captured, and are readily available on the Internet. Extreme caution is advised while listening to audio tapes, as they may cause eardrums to explode. However, under careful examination, several scientists discovered that the Miley Cyrus appears to be calling in more if its' kind, to complete the annhilation of the human race.

Not to be confused with the ugly pop singer.

John: Hey Joe, whatever happened to that new guy, Marty?
Joe: He was hiking up in the woods when he went missing. They say he encountered a Miley Cyrus. Damn thing ripped him limb from limb. Poor guy never stood a chance.

Kate: I love Miley Cyrus!
Jim: Fuck you!

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