fita list

'Fucked in the ass' list. A list of people or things that have pissed you off and you would to see them fucked in the ass in retribution. May or may not be a physical list.

Ive had enough of you. Congratulations, you just made my fita list.

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Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.

You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!

Birthday wish fishing

When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.

Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.

Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.

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Aracknophobia

Fear of large breasted women. (Not to be confused with Arachnophobia, fear of spiders)

Jason: Check out the tits on that blonde over there! you shud go talk to her!

Neal: I cant dude, I suffer from aracknophobia

Jason: Either that or your just gay

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textitation

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.

Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"

friday hair

when a girls hair is incredibly unkept because of going to sleep drunk after a night of partying. not uncommon is to find little pieces of food and clumps from drooling while sleeping.

this most often occurs on friday after a late thursday night but the girl is to lazy to do her hair because she knows she will have to when she goes out again later that night.

tony: omg look at that coke addict, she looks a little like sara, that whore deff has aids

rachel: no, that IS sara, looks like shes suffering from a case of friday hair

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Punch in the butt

A game to break up a boring or awkward moment by punching someone in the butt, usually an innocent bystander. After you punch them you proclaim, "punch in the butt!"

frank: what a wast of time why am i here? Ow! what the hell man?!

Billy: Punch in the butt!

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