mexican backhoe

hombre using a scoop shovel

Senior swimming pool mucho work, I use mexican backhoe remove el pero poop from your yard! NO

Yo gringos call these scoop shovel real name tijuana mexican backhoe.

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barracuda

a woman manager in corporate america who will micromanage you or bite your ass

Wow that barracuda haul me in her office, goosed me with a rubber ducky & now I work in the corporate mailroom!
I must have sign on my back that reads " WALK ALL OVER ME ".

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DHS

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

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Mexican Postmark

Bush sends national guard to postmark mexicans as guest workers!

LA dudes, check it out! red, white, green, bar code on my ass!

Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.

Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!

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yappin

what a yapper does when he opens his yapper & starts yappin

OH stop your yappin you yapper! yap, yap, yap always yappin
yappity yap don't talk back, I will shut you yapper & send to yapland.

My dog nickname yapper started yappin when CHP stinger
came yappin around..

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Mexican River

like the Los Angeles river, If U must lift leg to cross then its a mexican river

on trip to benjimn hill in old mexico I cross 4 mexican river eat 100 mexican fly's & got sos shit ..
Muy bueno trip...no?

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white heads

politicians & heads of state ( Washington DC )

Old white heads run (ruin) this country 50 years ago were kids with silver spoons in their mouths! Now the silver is in their teeth. ( + LEAD in the arse )

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