battling bastards

WW2 battle of the Philippines " Battling Bastards of Bataan "

Battling bastards of Bataan were good americanos there song still rings in our ears! From the shores of baha california to the streets of LA. We will fight our countries bad boys, with mujeres on each arm.

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ohms burn

ohms burn for separation of nastynaut's in 100 mile high club

orbital maneuvering system rocket engines are called ohms burn.

#2 Ham radio ohms burn, smoke gets in your eyes. In space ohms burn smoke comes out of your ass....

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Mexican Election

who controls the computer system wins election.

Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.

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pace maker

extend sex in males by ( calling cadence ) a chant that is sung softly:

Ok honey 7 long strokes ( rest count 3). Ok honey 5 sucks (rest 4 counts). softly count 1...7 one,two,three.
WOW 10 short strokes NOW, rest one, two, three, four, Kiss, kiss, kiss. Kiss my pace maker.....

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dog face

dog face Hoover ( president elected in 1928 )

old-- dog face Hoover started the depression stock crash 1929.
monkey face GWBush started the depression stock crash 2000.
its true just look at photos of both men...

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flat tit

any woman (mujere) whose tit will just fill a table spoon.

I took a flat tit out last night. A hundred pounds of amorie, she was built for speed, she was nice.

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california water

water from Arizona (river water)

if its yellow let mellow if its brown flush it down. In Arizona when its brown flush it twice because California needs the water. California water is a gift from Arizona.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.

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