midnight bird

hairy bird only comes out at midnight to 6am!

My whore got down on her knees licking my pants asked hows her midnight bird. Honey hairy going to rest tonight. Ahh how come? honey U sucked so long and hard last night he's now a Blue bird. Yep needs to rest tonight.

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Mexican AC

act of sticking ass out car window to keep cool...

we were riding in LA with Mexican AC.
Policeman pulls us over. Step out of the card now walk backwards, on your knees pull up pants...
we all say gracias los Estados Unidos de América!!!

( u see in old mexico they just shoot u when ass out window )

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Bup of BoBo

cup of coco ( bars in South Gate caleefornia )

Dude " Bow Bout a Bup of BoBo "?? Bo! Bust a Beer. Bake it snappy you snapper head.

singing bug

Desert bug screams when +110 F. lives in palo verde trees.
little tiny bug 1" long ( hear 75 yards away from tree )

Yo dudes desert singing bug drives mexicans and gringos ( crazy ) north in summer california redwoods or anywhere.

cinco hombres pulled pistols fired away palo verde bugs just keeping singing!

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mexican workers

california pickers of spinach, kale, collards, and mustard greens..

going north on interstate 5 I see many mexican workers bent over, working hard to pick spinach for gringos back east...
Union pacific rail service has a fast train so New Yorkers & Shit-car-go-ians & cornhuskers can eat fresh!
Yo mama say eat yo spinach!!

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poco loco

mexican talk for your a little crazy

My poco loco amigo, next time the gringo police stop's you take hands out of pockets!!!

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okra

what Oklahoma girls learn to suck on in place of french fries.

Oklahoma okey girls standing on broadway lickin okra. The orka's are big green and hary, sticky if you suck okra long and hard enough end will open and some salty light brown mush comes out. Or you can chew okra like french fries, Yummmm good yah all!

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