nursing home

America's number 1 growing place of mexican employment

Yo dude's U can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of Los Angles.

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mexican corset

used by mexican mujeres to tighten up cooter + pushup hooters!

fine latina put on her mexican corset. her lower set of brown eyes almost pop out lower set of lips so tight. I got so hot used mexican bedpan to take a piss..

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knott head

something nice to say to a girl when your blood pressure is up!

when spooning my gal I said " knott head I love you ".

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pluto water

laxative product ( 4 oz & U would have a big warm dump )

Flying from New York to LA I took 4 oz of pluto water..
when we landed in LA I was arested for sos shit all over the cabin,
they said my butt was in violation of Department of Homeland Security. bsd

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hootinanny

nanny with hooters ( big or small )

Yo hootinanny geme ur hooters, I motorboat ur divider

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asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

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fog of war

US Government term = ( we don't know wtf is going on )

Bush has been in a fog of war 6 years. Iraq's kick sand in the air & GI's eat dirt! now that is fog of war. Republican guard is not working for Bush, need to draft more mexican's to guard the republicans.

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