funky short pants worn california surfer dudes
oh dearee did U take my searsucker pants to clean?? Yess dear!!
U know I have rls can U go to sears & roll buck buy some more searsucker???
diary ( california cow eating straw on tv )
hang loose on 5th & main ( LA man) a diary walked by!
Yo chicka dee U got milk. Check out my vintage space craft!
mexican cockroach ( big 3 inches long ) can fly.
In Indio I saw a mexican eating a water bug. They bite the butt off and suck juice out.
Ice cream cart (2 big wheels ) push by hand (hold 3 hombres)
by using mexican taxi we don't worry about US border patrol man.
Hay! senior better ride than under diesel truck NO!
also shanks mare takes longer get to LA
Number one & Number two ( at the same time )
Wow I was sooo sick I went both ways! Bent over in the stall
hit both walls. Everyone was chokin-n-puken apb in the mens room!
Big black bug lives in california walks around with its butt in the air....
stink bug swaggart's around butt in air just waiting to put a stink on you.
lysol and tabasco with some water used in mexico like pine_sol. U smell it in baha california.
in riverside california mexican lysol is used everywhere. I said to su amiga "California starting to smell like Mexico."