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politicians casket

vertical casket ( too many politicians & they are hard to lay down )

Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.

by itichie_nocanpo June 28, 2006

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


politicians casket

vertical casket takes up less space

new vertical politicians casket solves the problem,
Because most politicians are so crooked you can just screw them into the ground when they die.

by itichie_nocanpo October 3, 2006

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


awful stinky

when an old lady cuts loose with black stool

oooohh awful stinky apb in lady's room, black stool everywhere she's washing her dress out in the sink, call the janitor " HELP CALL THE JANITOR!!" ohyoy!

by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


oregon omsi

oregon Museum of Science and Industry ( west of portland )

oregon omsi is where they keep california monkey's. Mexican monkeys are behind the forest building next to zoo.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

8πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


om

Old Man ( back in the days of radio om = Old Man )

Hay how are you om??? I'm QRT my XYL is on my tail !!
In pico rivera om = Old Mexican that set around drink beer.
Up North om = Oregon Mexican just picken berries...
dwn south om = old mammy just a setin by the river.

by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006

13πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


mexican cadillac

any GM car without wheels, in back yards of california

Jose was in backyard with his mexican cadillac.. Varoom Varoom, I say, "Jose U need wheels for your mexican cadillac "... Nah this way the LAPD NO chase me....

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

28πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


city of angels

LA is called( city of angels ) because night Devil's with black hearts chase ho's with chastity belts.

friday night city of angels the city never sleeps, rampart div my name is friday badge 714
I was working night watch. duty register shows 14 arests street walkers,
it seams the ho's were wearing chastity belts,
only way a girl can remain a angel in ( city of angels )....

by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006

25πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž