Kansas

Kansas is a mostly rural state in the middle of the country. It is flat, and people give it hell, but it can actually be a lovely drive. Kansas City is named after Kansas, but besides for some nice suburbs all the good stuff is actually located in Missouri. Western Kansas is full of inbred hicks and dumpy, dilapidated, cow-manure-smelling shit towns. Their politics are way the fuck backwards and they have lots of uneducated bible thumpers.

If you pass a gas station in Kansas, you may want to fill up because it will be a while before you see another.

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