Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

Taylor Swift

A dip shit. She only is pretty with those shitty makeup on. You guys should see her face without makeup, it is the opposite of gorgeous.

them: Taylor swift is coming to our city.
me: shut up i dont care