pro·gram·mer (n) An organism capable of converting caffeine into code.
Programmer A "You started on that program yet? When's it due anyway?"
Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"
Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"
Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."
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