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To rub one out while "taking a shower."
J-deuce: "I'm gonna go shake a tower!"
A.A. ron: "Alright. Make sure it all rinses down, and don't shoot clue goo on my new bath rugs!"
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The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participantâs advantage.
Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.
There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!
Lee-yah: did what?
A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!
Lee-yah: OMG thatâs great! But werenât you driving with your mom and grandma???
Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.
The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.
There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.
Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.
It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.